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Sunday, July 6, 2008
Signs in Japan - The official trivia!
After spending three weeks in japan, we came to an understanding that we actually do not understand any of the signs. Can the community help and explain to us what each of the following signs mean?
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(BTW: this was not taken at a zoo, nor any place close to one....)
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(BTW: this was not taken at a zoo, nor any place close to one....)
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A prize will be given to the one with the most humorus answers!
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1. go up, go down - just don't fall of the stairs
2. its better to be in love than be a crippled pregnant women.
3. Bow to the green color.
4. Speaks for itself - keep you dog inside the suitcase.
5. Do not talk to strangers
6. Occasional lions cross the road
7. By standing in lines you help the society.
8. A train?
1. Yep - these are stairs
2. If you have problems, please sit down (we don't want a law suit).
3. We only have 1 bathroom - you'll just have to wait.
4. Please hide your dog.
5. Need a heart? We'll find one for you.
6. I have to give this one to Gabi - Occasional lion crossings.
7. You all look the same to us.
8. Hurry!!!
1. Magic stairs that allow you to go up AND down!
2. Please sit if you are old, injured, have children or a heart outside your body. Especially if your heart is outside your body. Actually you should probably go to the hospital.
3. The bathroom for people who really, really need to go and can't hold it anymore.
4. Only tiny dogs that can fit in your purse are allowed.
5. Problems that arise when your heart is outside your body.
6. This is an electric fence. Touch it and your hair will stick up like mine.
7. Standing only. Even though there is a bench behind you. Everyone else is doing it.
8. Quick! Get on the train before the old, injured, pregnant or sick so you can keep your seat.
1. beaware of multi-personality criminals walking on the stairs
2. japanise Cartoon hospital
3. No underware allowed in this street.
4. No enterance for barking lunch-bags
5. Take off your heart and play with it like a yo-yo
6. If you don't finnish your food a lion will eat you! waahhhhh
7. I didn't say "simon said seat"!
8. Hurry up before you'll stay black paper-pigures for ever!!!!!
1. an Optimist and a Pessimist using the stairs
if you run fast, the escalator technically goes up and down
2. you may experience heart problems if you are in the window seat of the emergency exit row of an aircraft if these are the people to your left
3. if you cannot tell the difference between these two very distinct forms of bowing, stick with the handshake.
4. According to celebrities, miniature dogs are no longer desirable fashion accessories. This season’s hot new trend is a handbag with a small cartoon dog on it.
5. Don’t talk to strangers. Especially if that stranger likes to wear a uniform and carry a long pole with a big hook on the end. Just buy a new hat.
6. Beware. You are nowhere near a zoo, where this lion would be watched over by professionals and kept behind a secure perimeter fence. This is a homemade fence in my backyard. And I can’t find my lion.
If you are angry with your travel agent for sending you on a Japanese jungle safari, please feed me your travel agent
7. 4 people standing in front of an empty public bench means one of two things: wet paint or big splinters
8. Tryouts for the Synchronized Mass Transit Olympic team today at Shinjuku station
Very funny "poof93"- it must be your lovely yet humorous wife rubbing off on you:)
1. you can either go up peacefuly or be prepared to jump off.
2. have a heart for the fat, the burdened, the cripled and the old. on tsecond thought... keep sitting watching them ponderingly...
3. better make sure you zipped it before leaving the restroom (you are causing your self much embaresment as it is, leaving the stall without doing so)
4.SHIT-ZU in BAGzoo only. (or rather keep your turds bagged)
5.beware - little girls will knock your hat off.
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STRICTLY!!! - A Catch & Release Fishing Spot.
6.i cant top Gabi on this one. though poofs is nice too.
7.sit at own risk of being ridiculed by others.
8. this train waits on no-one!!!!!better push in or get stuck halfway through the doors while we travel at speeds in excess of 700000gazzilion miles per houre....
let me refrase this one
1. better be prepared to jump from the top or walk back down in
SHAME!!!!
1. save your self the climbing there's nothing up there, you'll just have to come back down.
2.cautious gal! first you'll fall in love then you'll have a baby, then you'll worn out and stay crippled for life.
3. women should bow, especially if you're a stewardess.
5. stick to your hats! if you'll look up you can see a strange man with a girl that fishing for hats.
6.no entry to roaring lions with yellow fur.
7.only 4 people groups may sit down and only simultaneously!
8. only 4 people groups may get on and off the train and only simultaneously! do not try this alone!
1) God going back up the stairs after saying " yeah, nice try" to Celine Dion
2) The different outcomes of a night on LSD
3)Yes - I am the Master of Dance - bow to me my minions
4)Kill your old dog to get a new puppy
5) Pickpocket me a Marc Jacobs bag - not a hat stupid man
6) Brooke in the mornings
7)What not to do with 3 mates and a slab of wet cement
8)Doing the Nutbush onto trains is a tradition in Japan
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